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1. 

   Peabo Mkhize

   7 soat oldin

   That's quite a perspective! She's got an amazing brain.
2. 

   Mario Sims

   7 soat oldin

   that bernie dog joke almost broke my concentration of the message. spot on, hasan you silly wanker you.
3. 

   Jitters The Clown

   8 soat oldin

   If we make enough noise maybe he'll hear us👆👋👍
4. 

   ScaleHD

   8 soat oldin

   That man has his sound effects down like dayum
5. 

   *ᒪᗩᗪY ᐯOᒪᗪEᗰOᖇT*

   8 soat oldin

   I had to Google who this *"Juicy Small-yay"* is before I get the hilarious jokes, but it's worth it! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
6. 

   There's gotta be a German Word For That

   8 soat oldin

   Hearing UZtop talk about Freedom Of Expression makes me wonder why i need my Ears
7. 

   Salwyn Mathew

   8 soat oldin

   4:53 look who's laughing now
8. 

   Antix taktix

   8 soat oldin

   Chappele has become a comedic prophet.
9. 

   Clay Robert

   8 soat oldin

   It’s like telling kids that Netflix use to send you videos in the mail..
10. 

    Sharif Rehman

    8 soat oldin

    I'm. Definitely not watching this crap after this... 🤢
11. 

    Alqai5a

    8 soat oldin

    Why did i think when he said in the laundry room.. He'd say: Lemme get stuck 1 more time.. Probably because of the PHub joke b4 that..
12. 

    Huiz Deeze

    8 soat oldin

    she is full stones are nasty for man
13. 

    *ᒪᗩᗪY ᐯOᒪᗪEᗰOᖇT*

    8 soat oldin

    Who's the bigfoot and who's the unicorn? Hihihi...
14. 

    EAGLES 215

    8 soat oldin

    Who remember when he used to be funny??
15. 

    FullTimeSlacker II

    8 soat oldin

    Why he need the music?
16. 

    Ryan Costa

    8 soat oldin

    Well, we gotta ship all that cotton and polyester to asia. They turn it into clothes. Then ship it to america. Then americans donate it to the second hand market. Then americans wear them, or donate them to africa. Or just dump it in a landfill. It keeps more retailers or marketers or designers in business
17. 

    ByVentrex

    8 soat oldin

    Hes great hes funny and dosent need a speaker
18. 

    Biko Banda

    8 soat oldin

    They're was a black band called death back in the day
19. 

    Fredi Anriko

    8 soat oldin

    I just don’t like the fact that this guy sounds so ungrateful for other that billionaires do charities for their own profit, so what? It’s their fucking money
20. 

    Jassmine Parks

    9 soat oldin

    The way Katt William's riot joke aged 😳
21. 

    bo bo bobby boo boo

    9 soat oldin

    That shit was fucked. What if you trolled eric andre, like mrs doubtfire never existed.
22. 

    Theo Kirkley

    9 soat oldin

    Look into it. The globe earth makes no sense
    • 

      Mark Stone

      8 soat oldin

      Reality is unaffected by whether or not it makes sense to Theo Kirkley. Flat Earth is the most imbecilic hoax in mankind’s history. Earth is a rotating sphere, period.
23. 

    Trippie Chris

    9 soat oldin

    I am honestly embarrassed by the fact Asians in my city speak Spanish and I, a Mexican with the last name Ortiz, can’t speak 2 sentences of it.
24. 

    Burt Sampson

    9 soat oldin

    Benetton Lumberjack was very rude in this interview.
25. 

    gene miller

    9 soat oldin

    Chris was awesome
26. 

    ant Nam

    9 soat oldin

    Alabama! Mississippi not in my list. The whole America makes me nervous when I visit. In England we just accept the shuttle racism and if you want to see it full blown go to comment section of news papers and Twitter.
27. 

    Samuel Liansanga

    9 soat oldin

    He’s off key but fck it.
28. 

    D B

    9 soat oldin

    Aussie's , we respect Drunk.
29. 

    DANNY D

    9 soat oldin

    Marlon Wayans 🔥
30. 

    josh maeder

    9 soat oldin

    I’m not against helping those saddled in debt, bc most of them were fiooled into, 18y/o taking out loans worth tens of thousands of dollars, as they were told there would be high paying careers waiting for them post college, and there weren’t. But I think we need to address the root cause of this, before we go bailing people out. Because let’s face it if we just forgive all loans, I.e paying off the loans through bailing out the financial institutions and banks who made these loans in the first place, they won’t be discentivized from loaning out money like this in the future, bc they’ll just be bailed out, and people will just continue taking out these loans cause they were told they’d be bailed out or there loans would be forgiven. So I say we address the root cause, then forgive the debt, to prevent this cycle from continuing to happen. But politicians won’t do this, as it’s easier to just promise to throw money at problems, then actually solving it.
31. 

    Jack Mehoff

    9 soat oldin

    that preacher reminded me of Andre 3000
32. 

    Just Another Brit

    9 soat oldin

    "OooOOOOooohHhh!!"
33. 

    Katherine Willis

    9 soat oldin

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34. 

    Shannon Cunningham

    9 soat oldin

    *FULL VIDEOS CLICK MY HERE* ⤵️ Here▶ sexgirls.monster/xxxdating333cool I LOVE YOU BABY 💞 今後は気をライブ配信の再編ありがとうです！この日のライブ配信は、かならりやばかったですね！１万人を超える人が見ていたもん（笑）やっぱり人参最|%高！まさかのカメラ切り忘れでやら1かしたのもドキドキでした 💖🖤在整個人類歷史上，強者，富人和具有狡猾特質的人捕食部落，氏族，城鎮，城市和鄉村中的弱者，無`'守和貧窮成員。然而|%，人類的生存意願迫使那些被拒絕，被剝奪或摧毀的基本需求的人們找到了一種生活方式，並繼續將其DNA融入不斷發展的人類社會。. 說到食物，不要以為那些被拒絕的人只吃垃圾。相反，他們學會了在被忽視的肉類和蔬菜中尋找營養。他們學會了清潔，切塊，調味和慢燉慢燉的野菜和肉類，在食品市場上被忽略的部分家用蔬菜和肉類，並且學會了使用芳香的木煙（如山核桃，山核桃和豆科灌木 來調味g食物煮的時候|%|%
35. 

    Adam Properdouble

    9 soat oldin

    George Carlin and Louis CK in one stand.
36. 

    CHAK MING, MAX NG

    10 soat oldin

    He is chinese! Man,🤣🤣he knows chinese deeply!
37. 

    Pedro Colon

    10 soat oldin

    Most people don't have the privilege of going to other places, with your joke. So I don't get it.
38. 

    CATCHTHESEDREAMS

    10 soat oldin

    Master of clowns
39. 

    John John

    10 soat oldin

    2:27 did i ask you about gorgonzola ? 😂😂
40. 

    Jasy L

    10 soat oldin

    What a way to start a video
41. 

    John Blanchard

    10 soat oldin

    4:06 That jokes hit different in 2021
42. 

    じnおz

    10 soat oldin

    There is so much truth in this skit I laughed so damn hard I cried!
43. 

    Jacob J

    10 soat oldin

    I made the mistake of watching this on a plane for the first time. Uncontrollably Laughing my ass off like an idiot in the middle seat
44. 

    Carolyn Renee WIlk

    10 soat oldin

    that moment when you recognize the fucking highway 😂😂😂
45. 

    Rebecca

    10 soat oldin

    "who shoes this little" lllooooolllllolololoolllllllololol i'm ded omg lol
46. 

    John Blanchard

    10 soat oldin

    Matthew is so good at this bit!
47. 

    tess moks

    10 soat oldin

    Im so blown away. I never knew
48. 

    Ramsey Wrinkles

    10 soat oldin

    “Who’s going to fill their shoes” - George jones
49. 

    Deondre Clark

    10 soat oldin

    Nate is the perfect post 2020 comedian
50. 

    chandra dekeyser

    10 soat oldin

    😈🙃🙃🙃😹
51. 

    LatinaKamilla

    10 soat oldin

    Trans women are women as she said. I don’t fight cuz I look too good to fight lol I got shit done, I can’t afford to fight. Lol 😂
52. 

    Greg

    10 soat oldin

    You mean he wasn’t even intoxicated when he was snapchatting those underage girls?
53. 

    Roger Aaron

    10 soat oldin

    Pastor Katt!
54. 

    Indigo A

    10 soat oldin

    3:03 HOOAH
55. 

    Reece Watkins

    10 soat oldin

    Imagine if a show “what’s wrong with black people” hit the UZtop
56. 

    Michael Brawley

    10 soat oldin

    this is edited so weirdly. why doesnt netflix have access to the version without credits on them?
    • 

      Michael Brawley

      10 soat oldin

      that yoga cut, what is happening?
57. 

    Jos _Markman

    11 soat oldin

    Ehe hehehehe
58. 

    Dennis Rowe

    11 soat oldin

    u da boss dave!!!!
59. 

    Jackson U'Ren

    11 soat oldin

    I had to speed this up to watch it lol
60. 

    Molli Wilson

    11 soat oldin

    She is hysterical!
61. 

    Adam alva

    11 soat oldin

    Women cop joke or being offended is so trash lol we don’t need those type of comics .
62. 

    Liam Urquhart

    11 soat oldin

    Right to MURDER
63. 

    Jonathan Statham

    11 soat oldin

    WOW! I'm watching the Netflix show he did "Cole Hearted", this guy has serious skill. Very intelligent, and just great skill. Good enough to make me find him on UZtop to give him props. Badass material I will be looking into the rest of this guys work. SLAP! :) Edit: (as I continue to watch show on Netflix) Absolutely brilliant. Hahaha freaking awesome. This guy drew in the crowd enough to make them complete his sentences. I watch alot of standup since I live alone. This guys skill is off the chart.
64. 

    Anfmethodjor

    11 soat oldin

    Special 8th of the month! One of his best jokes!
65. 

    E Z

    11 soat oldin

    "Netflix Is A Joke" Not a very funny one
66. 

    Ultimate Latina

    11 soat oldin

    " But it was expensive " 🤣
67. 

    Ultimate Latina

    11 soat oldin

    LMAO at the granola bar crumbs in your 👜 😂
68. 

    Rida Ahmed

    11 soat oldin

    eid in muslim countries is way more fun. we'd wake up late, and have breakfast with the family. my grandmother would've made halwa puri. after that we'd get Eidi from our parents and grandparents; eidi is our monetary form of gifts. after that we'd get all dressed up in our new eid clothes to visit relatives and wish them eid mubarak. we'd get Eidi from them too. the girls would be wearing henna on their hands, which was applied the night before. the first two days of Eid were spent going to relatives houses and getting to eat tons of snacks (sweetmeats, cake, chicken nuggets, that kind of stuff). the third day would be spent at the house, with relatives visiting us. it's the best. well... until covid hit. now we just stay home and not really visit anyone. (this is my experience as a pakistani muslim)
69. 

    Who What

    11 soat oldin

    Dave is a great comedian but he is shit when it comes to politics.. stick with what you know best, fucker!
70. 

    Royal Bleu

    11 soat oldin

    Shittttt, I thought this was gonna suck but nah it's hilarious.
71. 

    John McHugh

    11 soat oldin

    Nice head
72. 

    Jitarla Moke

    11 soat oldin

    Truly epic; open informal & as honest as the day is long. Incredible interviewer with a good knowledge of both & other comedians.
73. 

    The Philosopher

    11 soat oldin

    "Oh my God! Call and ambulance! Gary thinks he's in my league!" 😂😂😂 Fuck, I just might use that one. 😂
74. 

    Jack Deucker

    11 soat oldin

    Did anyone else notice the audience member wearing a white shirt, at 38:18. Clearly he was "eyeballing" the girl in black next to him and she looked nervous. My impression is that she was with the guy to her left and felt uncomfortable next to the guy on her right...just sayin'.