Hilarious Pet Jokes That Will Make You Howl

Whether you're a cat person or a dog person, you'll relate to these pet jokes from Bert Kreischer, Michelle Buteau and Iliza Shlesinger.
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  1. James Spencer

    James Spencer

    Kun oldin

    Rescuing a cat is NOT like rescuing a hobo Lol

  2. Angie K

    Angie K

    2 kun oldin

    Bert talking about dogs in this way is refreshing yet still very unsettling

  3. Karishma Persaud

    Karishma Persaud

    6 kun oldin

    Kishaniforthekulture Kishani.biz

  4. Cara Biner

    Cara Biner

    10 kun oldin

    Iliza is spot on about how dogs think and feel.

  5. Wahey


    14 kun oldin

    What do cats use to make coffee? A purr-colator!

  6. Karabo Molele

    Karabo Molele

    17 kun oldin

    Poor pets

  7. camokazi1313


    19 kun oldin

    This guy's built a cone of cotton candy.

  8. Scupacium


    19 kun oldin

    lotsa unfunny shit

  9. Pink-Perfection


    20 kun oldin

    My dog hates Mexicans too; he was severely abused and neglected by them and any time he hears Spanish, he looks around in terror like, "Where's the hit gonna come from?!"

  10. Aquafina


    20 kun oldin

    Who is the lady in the middle

    • Alan


      19 kun oldin

      Iliza Shlesinger

  11. Tyrone Frye

    Tyrone Frye

    20 kun oldin

    Aw pets makes us laugh makes us mad n gives punchlines wen we sad all of dem murdered dis no cap lol stay safe RIP Screech God bless BLM checkout The Main Squeeze🙏

  12. Cartwheels


    20 kun oldin

    that dj thing at 0:14 gave me a heart attack

  13. James Cataldo

    James Cataldo

    20 kun oldin


  14. Benjamin Mercado

    Benjamin Mercado

    20 kun oldin

    I try to listen to female comics, I try...

    • Maria Martinez

      Maria Martinez

      3 kun oldin

      Its the misogyny for me

  15. Hootie Gabriel

    Hootie Gabriel

    20 kun oldin

    Rescue cats and dogs from shelters.. all my pets are the best.

  16. zizinnnn


    20 kun oldin

    put on a shirt and adopt a black cat

  17. lancraft


    20 kun oldin

    Don’t get the no-shirt thing.

    • Mugshot Marley

      Mugshot Marley

      17 kun oldin


    • Have Music Will Travel

      Have Music Will Travel

      19 kun oldin

      Kind of reminded me Of Raj on Big Bang Theory when he undressed after taking those social anxiety meds 🤣🤣

    • Putri Joyce Irawati

      Putri Joyce Irawati

      20 kun oldin

      It makes him comfortable. Someone mentioned he has performance anxiety and going shirtless helps him relax enough.

  18. Raymon Outlaw

    Raymon Outlaw

    21 kun oldin


  19. Janay H

    Janay H

    21 kun oldin

    Iliza was hysterical 😂

    • Trevor S

      Trevor S

      11 kun oldin

      Is hysterical.

    • MegaSkilla


      19 kun oldin

      All leftover women love her.

  20. player2030


    21 kun oldin

    I don't like black cats or dogs, so what?

    • merickful


      21 kun oldin


  21. Jason Borne

    Jason Borne

    21 kun oldin

    All his pets are soft as he is

  22. Chápu Arroyave Asturias

    Chápu Arroyave Asturias

    21 kun oldin

    Great stuff!!! Hilarious!!! Almost died laghing!!! KUDOS

  23. Patty Viviendo

    Patty Viviendo

    21 kun oldin

    El gordo es chistoso pero se pasó de verdolaga.

  24. Gaia C.

    Gaia C.

    21 kun oldin

    The blonde one is hilarious 😂

    • MegaSkilla


      19 kun oldin

      Fact, neurotic females connect with other neurotic females.

    • TheCyramDLC


      20 kun oldin

      She is. I suggest you watch her bit about squeezing a baby's leg.

    • StupiderWithAB


      20 kun oldin

      If you want to see something almost funny check out my stupid comedy videos. 🤔

    • Bobby Brisk

      Bobby Brisk

      21 kun oldin

      " pls don't bite my dick " died at that

    • CrispyRice


      21 kun oldin

      Iliza Schlesinger. Hilarious comedian

  25. Amanda SC

    Amanda SC

    21 kun oldin

    I adopted a stray cat. He will go outside, kill the first thing he sees, and bring the carcass back home and throw it at my feet like I'm supposed to be impressed or something. I've had to clean up dead birds, dead rats, dead bats, dead toads, dead snakes, etc. That mofo has no fear. He even picks fights with dogs and horses. So yeah, he's basically the feline equivalent of a drunk hobo.

  26. Viktor Mota

    Viktor Mota

    21 kun oldin

    I'm mexican and I think that first one was funny asf 😂😂😂

  27. angie Wize

    angie Wize

    21 kun oldin

    😂😂😂😂😂gr8 stuff...

  28. Michael Ortega

    Michael Ortega

    21 kun oldin

    Bert Kreischer is too funny!

  29. Erika m

    Erika m

    21 kun oldin

    "if you think about rescuing a cat DONT!"

    • Oliver


      21 kun oldin

      like rescuing a hobo

  30. IDontCare


    21 kun oldin

    First dude super funny

    • Michael Ortega

      Michael Ortega

      21 kun oldin

      That's Bert Kreischer. He is hilarious

  31. Ivan Salmoran

    Ivan Salmoran

    21 kun oldin

    LOL what was that at 6:53? --> It reminds me of this: uztop.info/my/video/mYOpbdprici5lIE Read more

  32. Dood The Doodle

    Dood The Doodle

    21 kun oldin

    the funny part of the video ends at 2:20

    • merickful


      21 kun oldin


    • JJ


      21 kun oldin

      Seriously? 😂 how can you not love Michelle and Iliza

  33. Tim Caswell

    Tim Caswell

    21 kun oldin

    Am I first? Also the first joke had me actually howling

  34. J G

    J G

    21 kun oldin

    Shirtless man has bad jokes and Im not Mexican!

    • Maria Martinez

      Maria Martinez

      3 kun oldin

      Im Mexican and I thought it was funny