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Whitney Cummings Keepin' It Real Dating Tips

Comedian Whitney Cummings has opened her heart to you, providing the kind of dating tips and advice Elle or Glamour wish they could give. Share your dating tips in the comments below, unless you're a nerd that is.
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  1. Robert M

    Robert M

    7 kun oldin

    She says elon musk like abusive imperialist trust fund baby is a good trait. Get grimesed I guess

  2. fla la

    fla la

    8 kun oldin

    Always Love Hearing Whitney’s Advice on things ✨🙌

  3. Mark Ferguson

    Mark Ferguson

    8 kun oldin

    LULLLL SEX.

  4. Gerardo Martin

    Gerardo Martin

    9 kun oldin

    “thanks adam sanlers friend” holy shit lmfao

  5. Ezra Clark

    Ezra Clark

    10 kun oldin

    She rly scares me

  6. Sandy Attia

    Sandy Attia

    10 kun oldin

    For a girl with the last name "Cummings", she's pretty bad at giving dating advice.

  7. Ringtail

    Ringtail

    10 kun oldin

    Or maybe he's just not on social media 'cause social media feels like all the worst parts of Highschool lumped together in a dumpster fire?

  8. Shubham Deokar

    Shubham Deokar

    11 kun oldin

    Whiney gonna whine... You WISH you could bag a nerd like Lex...

  9. rich ernest

    rich ernest

    12 kun oldin

    Wonderful wisdom...sitcom never should have fallen through the cracks....how many decades did I miss after adding mingle fearless to my Tinder.

  10. Plataniac

    Plataniac

    12 kun oldin

    I agree, but also this is 100% scipted because Witney ain't that funny off the top of her head

  11. Timothy Spencer

    Timothy Spencer

    13 kun oldin

    her hairline better than minds.

  12. Eddie Lamont

    Eddie Lamont

    13 kun oldin

    Unfortunately, you don't know what you don't know. What I do know is you look absolutely gorgeous. Whatever you're doing is treating you right you never looked better!

  13. Nick U

    Nick U

    13 kun oldin

    Elon Musk is a billionaire parasite hoarding the world's resources while many are literally starving. But sure, working in tech support and having a hobby is bad.

  14. szeth vala

    szeth vala

    13 kun oldin

    where’s the part where it’s funny?

  15. Alex Force

    Alex Force

    13 kun oldin

    I honestly dont know who look at this and thinks "Yey! Comedy!" . (No, not coz she is a woman. Women have the right to be bad at something just like men do)

  16. Sgorbackor McGlurg

    Sgorbackor McGlurg

    13 kun oldin

    Here, I fixed the video description for you: "Comedian" Whitney Cummings has opened her heart to you, providing the kind of dating tips and advice Elle or Glamour wish they could give. Share your dating tips in the comments below (unless you're a nerd, that is).

  17. sghound

    sghound

    13 kun oldin

    dating: the boomer edition

  18. carmagurl317

    carmagurl317

    13 kun oldin

    Did anyone find this funny ? 🤔

    • Peter didn't pick a pepper. But 2.

      Peter didn't pick a pepper. But 2.

      12 kun oldin

      not really.

  19. T Smith

    T Smith

    13 kun oldin

    David Spade is depressing to watch. I do not like his humor. He is angry and unhappy.

  20. Varg Sutton

    Varg Sutton

    13 kun oldin

    YOU RESENT ME FOR BUYING THOSE COLLECTIBLE R2D2 COINS!

  21. sheccabaw

    sheccabaw

    13 kun oldin

    0:37 Wait, Elon Musk isn't the bad option?

  22. Hot Dogs 2

    Hot Dogs 2

    13 kun oldin

    I can’t believe this is the same woman from the H3 podcast interviews wow (I think she’s so funny, I just had never seen or heard of her until the pod and I never see her in anything that’s recommended to me, aside from this!)

  23. The Blue Jay

    The Blue Jay

    13 kun oldin

    Women over 30 hate nerds...our money goes to women in their 20s

  24. The Spidercat

    The Spidercat

    13 kun oldin

    Meow

  25. keksMLG

    keksMLG

    13 kun oldin

    Blue hair is always a sign

  26. Sagar G

    Sagar G

    13 kun oldin

    Simple just don't go for dates. Problem solve. 🤣 🤣

  27. o0neill

    o0neill

    13 kun oldin

    I was hoping for a "just kidding" ending but who are you to tell people what to do and not to do? Really Netflix you stand for this? #eattherich

    • Ahmed Mohammad

      Ahmed Mohammad

      3 kun oldin

      r/woosh

    • Bayou Billy

      Bayou Billy

      13 kun oldin

      Well I like your hashtag(though they do nothing)... It's a joke and obvious sarcasm...smfh

  28. Jimmy Gillard

    Jimmy Gillard

    13 kun oldin

    Real men aren't on social media

  29. Shadow Sayer

    Shadow Sayer

    13 kun oldin

    Not funny, clever, or original.

  30. MinerGate

    MinerGate

    13 kun oldin

    I'm trying to find funny in this

    • Smooth Cat

      Smooth Cat

      13 kun oldin

      ... not gonna happen. Walk away. Lol

  31. Andrea Calderón

    Andrea Calderón

    13 kun oldin

    1 Her hair is gorgeous! 2 She is really funny, 3 those are jokes! , 4 if you do not like it, just do not watch it! 5 feminists do not hate you, we just want you to stop being cruel. This comment section is one of the most terrible things I have ever read. And a good example what women have to listen constantly.

    • Smooth Cat

      Smooth Cat

      13 kun oldin

      ...And liked your own comment. Lol 🤣😂🤣

    • Smooth Cat

      Smooth Cat

      13 kun oldin

      ....and your single.

  32. deltavagen

    deltavagen

    13 kun oldin

    Dating nerds? Is Nerd still an insult? Go f*ck yourself

  33. Christopher Morris

    Christopher Morris

    13 kun oldin

    As someone who hates social media, I take offense to this.

  34. WickedSharp 001

    WickedSharp 001

    14 kun oldin

    Whitney is kinda sexy, talks loose and does everything that should make her a hot catch, and yet, she isn't. Shes kinda.annoying

  35. Pass Kall

    Pass Kall

    14 kun oldin

    Absolute worse person to give advice. How did she get this segment???? 🤔

    • Pass Kall

      Pass Kall

      12 kun oldin

      @Smooth Cat i'd never take advice from anyone that broke up with her fiancé because "she couldn't handle planning a wedding" she's a frickin certified lunatic

    • Smooth Cat

      Smooth Cat

      13 kun oldin

      Try n to stay relevant.

  36. Shaun Davis

    Shaun Davis

    14 kun oldin

    you know all her comedy is how its mens fault.

  37. RRVisions

    RRVisions

    14 kun oldin

    The worse advice ever... Hilarious 😂😆😂😆😂😆

  38. ngforsgren

    ngforsgren

    14 kun oldin

    "Be careful dating nerds, they have WarCraft figures, work in IT, and won't pay for dinner because they have money invested in bitcoin." Excuse me Whitney, not all of us are like that. Most of us do work in IT, but Warcraft figures, really? Its 2021 not 2007. You know that IT job you were talking about? I pay my wife's and child's dinner every night with said job, that's right she married this "nerd" AND I had a kid with her who is now 2, so I must be doing SOMETHING right as this "nerd." Sorry I hate this "nerd" label. Oh and I just honestly missed out on the bitcoin thing, would have cashed it out by now though. Lol

  39. Zach Maxon

    Zach Maxon

    14 kun oldin

    It just isn’t very funny...

  40. Kristy

    Kristy

    14 kun oldin

    She’s right about nerds, they’re the worst. You assume cause they’re all smart and shy that they will be nice to you, but the biggest jerks I ever met are nerds - but they see themselves as the “nice guy”. I’ve never been more disrespected by a man than when I’ve dated nerds.

  41. Lance Walker

    Lance Walker

    14 kun oldin

    Jesus, did she and Lex Friedman have a falling out ?

  42. Shashank Kumar

    Shashank Kumar

    14 kun oldin

    INSTEAD OF WATCHING HER LET'S WATCH DARIUS M

  43. tweek 3531

    tweek 3531

    14 kun oldin

    I hate how she talks with her hands so much its so fuckin annoying. And blue hair how fuckin old are you

  44. Brandon

    Brandon

    14 kun oldin

    What's wrong with Warcraft figurines...

  45. Sun Shine

    Sun Shine

    14 kun oldin

    Her eyebrows are distracting.

    • Smooth Cat

      Smooth Cat

      13 kun oldin

      And the smurf hair.....

  46. Revelation

    Revelation

    14 kun oldin

    Relax on the comments everyone this was just a joke. It’s not a Ted talk .

    • Plataniac

      Plataniac

      12 kun oldin

      Nobody is mad calm down.

    • Ray R.

      Ray R.

      13 kun oldin

      Right. They mad af. 😂😂😂

    • Dr Dread

      Dr Dread

      14 kun oldin

      IKR 🤣🤣🤣

  47. Shiryu_TheAlmighty

    Shiryu_TheAlmighty

    14 kun oldin

    Mannn wit that last name she prolly got hella bullied for it lmao

  48. Scorpio

    Scorpio

    14 kun oldin

    Dating tips? 38 years old, never been married. I mean no offense, but maybe this is not her area of expertise.

  49. Daniela Bartelli

    Daniela Bartelli

    14 kun oldin

    Nice tips... wish I knew 20 years ago...

  50. Jessica Tharp

    Jessica Tharp

    14 kun oldin

    Right or play video games for hours....

  51. solar clapson

    solar clapson

    14 kun oldin

    That hair does nothing to combat the whole "melted candle" look.

  52. Facta non verba

    Facta non verba

    14 kun oldin

    She wants elon's musk

    • Kristy

      Kristy

      14 kun oldin

      @Scorpio god no 🤢

    • Scorpio

      Scorpio

      14 kun oldin

      Every woman does.

  53. Sean

    Sean

    14 kun oldin

    I lol'ed

  54. James Toney

    James Toney

    14 kun oldin

    "Ugh! Nerds invest for the future instead of blowing all their money at the club right now! WHAT LOSERS!"

    • Jaayanth SK

      Jaayanth SK

      13 kun oldin

      Facts

  55. Prashant Samlal

    Prashant Samlal

    14 kun oldin

    Don't date musicians? :(

  56. Jared Allmon

    Jared Allmon

    14 kun oldin

    wait till marriage, you won't.

  57. swuave29

    swuave29

    14 kun oldin

    Shes attractive

    • swuave29

      swuave29

      14 kun oldin

      Shes funny but I notice weird things like she's slightly pitting

  58. HAMMA CLINTON 7BARA

    HAMMA CLINTON 7BARA

    14 kun oldin

    bitch.

  59. Guilherme Rodrigues 8C

    Guilherme Rodrigues 8C

    14 kun oldin

    I am 13 and am not in to social media so... That means...

    • Smooth Cat

      Smooth Cat

      13 kun oldin

      You might be a healthier person 🙂👍

  60. SnewpTD

    SnewpTD

    14 kun oldin

    Latex allergy is most definitely a thing.

    • SnewpTD

      SnewpTD

      14 kun oldin

      "You ever get a massage while wearing a winter coat?" 😉😁

    • Kristy

      Kristy

      14 kun oldin

      Non-latex condoms exist, still no excuse, wrap it up. Gets tiring having to have that argument every damn time

  61. J K

    J K

    14 kun oldin

    The girls need air Whit

  62. SmokeyDesperado

    SmokeyDesperado

    14 kun oldin

    Blue hair at 38? talk about a mid life crisis

  63. Ryan Doupe

    Ryan Doupe

    14 kun oldin

    I will hold my Bitcoin forever and the ladies are gonna have to deal

    • James Toney

      James Toney

      13 kun oldin

      @Edna Kravitz His money, his choice. Women always forget that.

    • Edna Kravitz

      Edna Kravitz

      13 kun oldin

      Shes just saying you're cheap af

    • sYmboloGy

      sYmboloGy

      13 kun oldin

      Shitcoin is going to crash to zero when the Fed Reserve coin happens. True story. Cash out when you can.

    • Ray R.

      Ray R.

      13 kun oldin

      😂😂😂😂

    • Daniela Bartelli

      Daniela Bartelli

      14 kun oldin

      😂😂😂😂

  64. macaak

    macaak

    14 kun oldin

    stfu bitch

  65. Thunder Cazz

    Thunder Cazz

    14 kun oldin

    Whitney Cummings is a Crazy woman

    • sYmboloGy

      sYmboloGy

      13 kun oldin

      Duh...

  66. A C

    A C

    14 kun oldin

    y'all virgins crack me up... she's maybe the least "feminist" female comic remaining these days and y'all still can't handle it

  67. Michelle De Los Rios

    Michelle De Los Rios

    14 kun oldin

    Don’t date musicians?😕

    • Sagar G

      Sagar G

      13 kun oldin

      She means strugglers or Yolo guy, who's career can be blow up in 1 min. Also they can be cheater because they travel a lot and interact with a lot of people. 🤣 🤣 🤣

  68. Priceless USA

    Priceless USA

    14 kun oldin

    Her hair is really awful..... I never insult but this is not attractive..... ahhh...

    • sYmboloGy

      sYmboloGy

      13 kun oldin

      I made pussy queef...

  69. Ryno Opperman

    Ryno Opperman

    14 kun oldin

    😆😆

  70. Aimee A.

    Aimee A.

    14 kun oldin

    😂🤣💀

  71. harness79

    harness79

    14 kun oldin

    "Be careful dating nerds.", says the lady who wants to have Lex Fridman's kids.

    • Edna Kravitz

      Edna Kravitz

      13 kun oldin

      Hence the advice

    • Sith Lord

      Sith Lord

      14 kun oldin

      I mean she didnt so DON'T do it. As a nerd I forgive this.

  72. Wolf Man

    Wolf Man

    14 kun oldin

    I miss Roseanne.

  73. Perez

    Perez

    14 kun oldin

    uztop.info/my/video/gqxpgtR3Zc_JkKc👑

  74. Perez

    Perez

    14 kun oldin

    uztop.info/my/video/gqxpgtR3Zc_JkKc👑

  75. Ronny DiSalvo

    Ronny DiSalvo

    14 kun oldin

    What's latex?never heard of it before

    • sYmboloGy

      sYmboloGy

      13 kun oldin

      Yup...I've never wore one yet. Condoms are a waste of time.

  76. The Creamy One

    The Creamy One

    14 kun oldin

    Talk Nerdy to Me Whitney 💕

  77. mdaaaa1211

    mdaaaa1211

    14 kun oldin

    Poor Whitney, she has hit the wall and she is now bitter after her last hope of getting married got dashed...

    • mason tom

      mason tom

      9 kun oldin

      She had that vice guy enganged miles something.make sno sens ewhy would she break up the maeriage thays her fault

  78. TOBASCO GLADIO MATTEO

    TOBASCO GLADIO MATTEO

    14 kun oldin

    Sooo.... Date only for money or sexual gratification. I repeat.... ONLY. BECAUSE THAT'S ALL SHE IS SAYING. No wonder she dated a lot. She's not wife material. She's 👉👌and pay material.

  79. Jimbo

    Jimbo

    14 kun oldin

    Taking advice from a leftover woman.

    • sYmboloGy

      sYmboloGy

      13 kun oldin

      This train never ended...get in line bub.

  80. Ojisan Kukki

    Ojisan Kukki

    14 kun oldin

    Yes it's joke advice, the "joke" is that it's all bad advice, and it's "hilarious" because it's from a self-proclaimed new-wave, man-hating ultra-femicunt. Great content, totally not a complete waste of bandwidth.

  81. amasia

    amasia

    14 kun oldin

    Very legitimate advice

  82. jamako

    jamako

    14 kun oldin

    Bad advice. If his money is tied up in Bitcoin he is the next Elon Musk.

    • Writer, Jordan GoryJory Lurie

      Writer, Jordan GoryJory Lurie

      14 kun oldin

      Exactly!

  83. uninhibited sigh

    uninhibited sigh

    14 kun oldin

    Whitney is the last person that should be giving dating advice, right behind Epstein and Ghislaine

  84. Ricardo Masvidal

    Ricardo Masvidal

    14 kun oldin

    Dont take dating advice from someone who cant even get married

    • sYmboloGy

      sYmboloGy

      13 kun oldin

      @JaiZillla Are you her droid?

    • Scorpio

      Scorpio

      14 kun oldin

      @LWilliams She has openly stated she wants to.

    • JaiZillla

      JaiZillla

      14 kun oldin

      @LWilliams What? She was about to get engaged... she called it off herself because she said: "the idea of planning was overwhelming." Every girl wants to get married. You're an idiot if you think otherwise.

    • LWilliams

      LWilliams

      14 kun oldin

      Maybe she doesn’t want to... she doesn’t have kids she rich she good. Doesn’t mean she not sitting on somebody 😐

    • Spacey face

      Spacey face

      14 kun oldin

      Damn

  85. GtheMVP

    GtheMVP

    14 kun oldin

    "Women are funny, get over it" Eric Cartman

  86. DragonDestroyer Toad

    DragonDestroyer Toad

    14 kun oldin

    Yet nobody says "be careful dating bad boys, they could sell you off to human trafficking"

    • Jaayanth SK

      Jaayanth SK

      13 kun oldin

      True

    • VOLTRON

      VOLTRON

      14 kun oldin

      Of course, she’s a hardcore feminist.

  87. Ash Trismegistus

    Ash Trismegistus

    14 kun oldin

    Whitney looks like the kind of girl to ask you to go out with her incessantly, and then two hours later you see her at an applebees with 20 other low morale, big personality girls...dressed like their personalities

    • Dr Dread

      Dr Dread

      14 kun oldin

      @Kristy 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • Kristy

      Kristy

      14 kun oldin

      Found the incel

    • Ash Trismegistus

      Ash Trismegistus

      14 kun oldin

      @Rocio Gold her personality, past behaviors, interest, and the way she speaks to people unless they are on an economic bracket above hers... it’s striking actually... 😂 also how she throws her lil house parties in LA to show her house off attendee lists usually rank way up their with the Scumiest X LA “friends” also, the way she speaks to people in restaurants/bars... 😂 happy V day

    • Rocio Gold

      Rocio Gold

      14 kun oldin

      Why are you coming for her life like this😭

  88. Christian Ureña

    Christian Ureña

    14 kun oldin

    I hate that fucking series 🤣🤣🤣

  89. JaiZillla

    JaiZillla

    14 kun oldin

    Yeah, no. Your advice isn't even good enough for the homeless population.

    • hollywood 899

      hollywood 899

      14 kun oldin

      Lol i think its a joke

  90. J R

    J R

    14 kun oldin

    Middle age women who dye their hair neon colors: “I suddenly feel like I’m past my prime, but I still ravenously crave your attention!”

    • J R

      J R

      7 soat oldin

      @Kip Anderson So long to you, too; safe travels!

    • Kip Anderson

      Kip Anderson

      8 soat oldin

      @J R So long as your biases are clear. Thanks!

    • J R

      J R

      14 kun oldin

      @Kip Anderson I’m now reminded of the other side of the middle age women who dye their hair neon colors coin: humorless, super-woke, hyper-progressive leftists

    • J K

      J K

      14 kun oldin

      @Kip Anderson Oh you can “ degrade” someone with words? Only if you’re a low self esteem loser

    • Craylik

      Craylik

      14 kun oldin

      @Kip Anderson This program brought to you by Irony: "It just got layers. Like onions!"

  91. Merci R.

    Merci R.

    14 kun oldin

    Great advices!.

  92. Show Me What You Got

    Show Me What You Got

    14 kun oldin

    It is true. Women are not funny.

  93. Writer, Jordan GoryJory Lurie

    Writer, Jordan GoryJory Lurie

    14 kun oldin

    So, basically: • Don't date a man for his intelligence. • Find a man with a lot of money. • Sleep with as many people as you can. Real classy, Whitney... I get this is all for a laugh, but I'm really tired of the mean-spirited sense of humor modern comedians have these days.

    • Shashank Kumar

      Shashank Kumar

      14 kun oldin

      HAHHAH WELL SUMMARISED

    • Writer, Jordan GoryJory Lurie

      Writer, Jordan GoryJory Lurie

      14 kun oldin

      @James Toney, Well said.

    • James Toney

      James Toney

      14 kun oldin

      @Writer, Jordan GoryJory Lurie Those comedians you mentioned made fun of what's wrong with society. She encourages the wrongs for society. Big difference.

    • Writer, Jordan GoryJory Lurie

      Writer, Jordan GoryJory Lurie

      14 kun oldin

      @DragonDestroyer Toad, The thing is, I adore subversive/dark types of humor (George Carlin, Paul Mooney, Monty Python), but to make said humor appear as some kind of virtue is wrong.

    • uninhibited sigh

      uninhibited sigh

      14 kun oldin

      Whitney is just an obnoxious woman whos completely leashed by her demographic (other woman) this trite female humor is whats making her money

  94. Caner Maner

    Caner Maner

    14 kun oldin

    Oof

  95. Gravel Lane

    Gravel Lane

    14 kun oldin

    Great galaxy hair

  96. F King Opinions

    F King Opinions

    14 kun oldin

    Yeah I really want dating advice from a lady who was fine with Chris D'Elia's predatory behavior until it became public. Classy

    • Kristy

      Kristy

      14 kun oldin

      I like how we hold women more accountable for the actions of men, than the actual men

    • Kerry

      Kerry

      14 kun oldin

      She was probably just trying to get into the "Penthouse Penthouse."

  97. Ajay Pai

    Ajay Pai

    14 kun oldin

    Forget the cloud, nothing goes on a device.. period

  98. Paul Naughton

    Paul Naughton

    14 kun oldin

    Not sure if my taking these tips seriously says a lot about her or a lot about me.

  99. Bob Loblaw

    Bob Loblaw

    14 kun oldin

    I've had girls tell me they're allergic to latex. Yes. Plural.

    • Edna Kravitz

      Edna Kravitz

      13 kun oldin

      I am allergic. There are other contraceptives

    • Kristy

      Kristy

      14 kun oldin

      I’m allergic to latex, non-latex condoms are a thing

    • The Respected Madman

      The Respected Madman

      14 kun oldin

      I’ve heard it could be the low quality of condom used. I’ve heard to stay from Trojan.

    • Gloria Hodge

      Gloria Hodge

      14 kun oldin

      @LoadingRounds77 💀

    • LoadingRounds77

      LoadingRounds77

      14 kun oldin

      Nopulloutganggang

  100. Tyler Hackner

    Tyler Hackner

    14 kun oldin

    Love Whitney

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