Whitney Cummings Keepin' It Real Dating Tips
Comedian Whitney Cummings has opened her heart to you, providing the kind of dating tips and advice Elle or Glamour wish they could give. Share your dating tips in the comments below, unless you're a nerd that is.
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Robert M
7 kun oldin
She says elon musk like abusive imperialist trust fund baby is a good trait. Get grimesed I guess
fla la
8 kun oldin
Always Love Hearing Whitney’s Advice on things ✨🙌
Mark Ferguson
8 kun oldin
LULLLL SEX.
Gerardo Martin
9 kun oldin
“thanks adam sanlers friend” holy shit lmfao
Ezra Clark
10 kun oldin
She rly scares me
Sandy Attia
10 kun oldin
For a girl with the last name "Cummings", she's pretty bad at giving dating advice.
Ringtail
10 kun oldin
Or maybe he's just not on social media 'cause social media feels like all the worst parts of Highschool lumped together in a dumpster fire?
Shubham Deokar
11 kun oldin
Whiney gonna whine... You WISH you could bag a nerd like Lex...
rich ernest
12 kun oldin
Wonderful wisdom...sitcom never should have fallen through the cracks....how many decades did I miss after adding mingle fearless to my Tinder.
Plataniac
12 kun oldin
I agree, but also this is 100% scipted because Witney ain't that funny off the top of her head
Timothy Spencer
13 kun oldin
her hairline better than minds.
Eddie Lamont
13 kun oldin
Unfortunately, you don't know what you don't know. What I do know is you look absolutely gorgeous. Whatever you're doing is treating you right you never looked better!
Nick U
13 kun oldin
Elon Musk is a billionaire parasite hoarding the world's resources while many are literally starving. But sure, working in tech support and having a hobby is bad.
szeth vala
13 kun oldin
where’s the part where it’s funny?
Alex Force
13 kun oldin
I honestly dont know who look at this and thinks "Yey! Comedy!" . (No, not coz she is a woman. Women have the right to be bad at something just like men do)
Sgorbackor McGlurg
13 kun oldin
Here, I fixed the video description for you: "Comedian" Whitney Cummings has opened her heart to you, providing the kind of dating tips and advice Elle or Glamour wish they could give. Share your dating tips in the comments below (unless you're a nerd, that is).
sghound
13 kun oldin
dating: the boomer edition
carmagurl317
13 kun oldin
Did anyone find this funny ? 🤔
Peter didn't pick a pepper. But 2.
12 kun oldin
not really.
T Smith
13 kun oldin
David Spade is depressing to watch. I do not like his humor. He is angry and unhappy.
Varg Sutton
13 kun oldin
YOU RESENT ME FOR BUYING THOSE COLLECTIBLE R2D2 COINS!
sheccabaw
13 kun oldin
0:37 Wait, Elon Musk isn't the bad option?
Hot Dogs 2
13 kun oldin
I can’t believe this is the same woman from the H3 podcast interviews wow (I think she’s so funny, I just had never seen or heard of her until the pod and I never see her in anything that’s recommended to me, aside from this!)
The Blue Jay
13 kun oldin
Women over 30 hate nerds...our money goes to women in their 20s
The Spidercat
13 kun oldin
Meow
keksMLG
13 kun oldin
Blue hair is always a sign
Sagar G
13 kun oldin
Simple just don't go for dates. Problem solve. 🤣 🤣
o0neill
13 kun oldin
I was hoping for a "just kidding" ending but who are you to tell people what to do and not to do? Really Netflix you stand for this? #eattherich
Ahmed Mohammad
3 kun oldin
r/woosh
Bayou Billy
13 kun oldin
Well I like your hashtag(though they do nothing)... It's a joke and obvious sarcasm...smfh
Jimmy Gillard
13 kun oldin
Real men aren't on social media
Shadow Sayer
13 kun oldin
Not funny, clever, or original.
MinerGate
13 kun oldin
I'm trying to find funny in this
Smooth Cat
13 kun oldin
... not gonna happen. Walk away. Lol
Andrea Calderón
13 kun oldin
1 Her hair is gorgeous! 2 She is really funny, 3 those are jokes! , 4 if you do not like it, just do not watch it! 5 feminists do not hate you, we just want you to stop being cruel. This comment section is one of the most terrible things I have ever read. And a good example what women have to listen constantly.
Smooth Cat
13 kun oldin
...And liked your own comment. Lol 🤣😂🤣
Smooth Cat
13 kun oldin
....and your single.
deltavagen
13 kun oldin
Dating nerds? Is Nerd still an insult? Go f*ck yourself
Christopher Morris
13 kun oldin
As someone who hates social media, I take offense to this.
WickedSharp 001
14 kun oldin
Whitney is kinda sexy, talks loose and does everything that should make her a hot catch, and yet, she isn't. Shes kinda.annoying
Pass Kall
14 kun oldin
Absolute worse person to give advice. How did she get this segment???? 🤔
Pass Kall
12 kun oldin
@Smooth Cat i'd never take advice from anyone that broke up with her fiancé because "she couldn't handle planning a wedding" she's a frickin certified lunatic
Smooth Cat
13 kun oldin
Try n to stay relevant.
Shaun Davis
14 kun oldin
you know all her comedy is how its mens fault.
RRVisions
14 kun oldin
The worse advice ever... Hilarious 😂😆😂😆😂😆
ngforsgren
14 kun oldin
"Be careful dating nerds, they have WarCraft figures, work in IT, and won't pay for dinner because they have money invested in bitcoin." Excuse me Whitney, not all of us are like that. Most of us do work in IT, but Warcraft figures, really? Its 2021 not 2007. You know that IT job you were talking about? I pay my wife's and child's dinner every night with said job, that's right she married this "nerd" AND I had a kid with her who is now 2, so I must be doing SOMETHING right as this "nerd." Sorry I hate this "nerd" label. Oh and I just honestly missed out on the bitcoin thing, would have cashed it out by now though. Lol
Zach Maxon
14 kun oldin
It just isn’t very funny...
Kristy
14 kun oldin
She’s right about nerds, they’re the worst. You assume cause they’re all smart and shy that they will be nice to you, but the biggest jerks I ever met are nerds - but they see themselves as the “nice guy”. I’ve never been more disrespected by a man than when I’ve dated nerds.
Lance Walker
14 kun oldin
Jesus, did she and Lex Friedman have a falling out ?
Shashank Kumar
14 kun oldin
INSTEAD OF WATCHING HER LET'S WATCH DARIUS M
tweek 3531
14 kun oldin
I hate how she talks with her hands so much its so fuckin annoying. And blue hair how fuckin old are you
Brandon
14 kun oldin
What's wrong with Warcraft figurines...
Sun Shine
14 kun oldin
Her eyebrows are distracting.
Smooth Cat
13 kun oldin
And the smurf hair.....
Revelation
14 kun oldin
Relax on the comments everyone this was just a joke. It’s not a Ted talk .
Plataniac
12 kun oldin
Nobody is mad calm down.
Ray R.
13 kun oldin
Right. They mad af. 😂😂😂
Dr Dread
14 kun oldin
IKR 🤣🤣🤣
Shiryu_TheAlmighty
14 kun oldin
Mannn wit that last name she prolly got hella bullied for it lmao
Scorpio
14 kun oldin
Dating tips? 38 years old, never been married. I mean no offense, but maybe this is not her area of expertise.
Daniela Bartelli
14 kun oldin
Nice tips... wish I knew 20 years ago...
Jessica Tharp
14 kun oldin
Right or play video games for hours....
solar clapson
14 kun oldin
That hair does nothing to combat the whole "melted candle" look.
Facta non verba
14 kun oldin
She wants elon's musk
Kristy
14 kun oldin
@Scorpio god no 🤢
Scorpio
14 kun oldin
Every woman does.
Sean
14 kun oldin
I lol'ed
James Toney
14 kun oldin
"Ugh! Nerds invest for the future instead of blowing all their money at the club right now! WHAT LOSERS!"
Jaayanth SK
13 kun oldin
Facts
Prashant Samlal
14 kun oldin
Don't date musicians? :(
Jared Allmon
14 kun oldin
wait till marriage, you won't.
swuave29
14 kun oldin
Shes attractive
swuave29
14 kun oldin
Shes funny but I notice weird things like she's slightly pitting
HAMMA CLINTON 7BARA
14 kun oldin
bitch.
Guilherme Rodrigues 8C
14 kun oldin
I am 13 and am not in to social media so... That means...
Smooth Cat
13 kun oldin
You might be a healthier person 🙂👍
SnewpTD
14 kun oldin
Latex allergy is most definitely a thing.
SnewpTD
14 kun oldin
"You ever get a massage while wearing a winter coat?" 😉😁
Kristy
14 kun oldin
Non-latex condoms exist, still no excuse, wrap it up. Gets tiring having to have that argument every damn time
J K
14 kun oldin
The girls need air Whit
SmokeyDesperado
14 kun oldin
Blue hair at 38? talk about a mid life crisis
Ryan Doupe
14 kun oldin
I will hold my Bitcoin forever and the ladies are gonna have to deal
James Toney
13 kun oldin
@Edna Kravitz His money, his choice. Women always forget that.
Edna Kravitz
13 kun oldin
Shes just saying you're cheap af
sYmboloGy
13 kun oldin
Shitcoin is going to crash to zero when the Fed Reserve coin happens. True story. Cash out when you can.
Ray R.
13 kun oldin
😂😂😂😂
Daniela Bartelli
14 kun oldin
😂😂😂😂
macaak
14 kun oldin
stfu bitch
Thunder Cazz
14 kun oldin
Whitney Cummings is a Crazy woman
sYmboloGy
13 kun oldin
Duh...
A C
14 kun oldin
y'all virgins crack me up... she's maybe the least "feminist" female comic remaining these days and y'all still can't handle it
Michelle De Los Rios
14 kun oldin
Don’t date musicians?😕
Sagar G
13 kun oldin
She means strugglers or Yolo guy, who's career can be blow up in 1 min. Also they can be cheater because they travel a lot and interact with a lot of people. 🤣 🤣 🤣
Priceless USA
14 kun oldin
Her hair is really awful..... I never insult but this is not attractive..... ahhh...
sYmboloGy
13 kun oldin
I made pussy queef...
Ryno Opperman
14 kun oldin
😆😆
Aimee A.
14 kun oldin
😂🤣💀
harness79
14 kun oldin
"Be careful dating nerds.", says the lady who wants to have Lex Fridman's kids.
Edna Kravitz
13 kun oldin
Hence the advice
Sith Lord
14 kun oldin
I mean she didnt so DON'T do it. As a nerd I forgive this.
Wolf Man
14 kun oldin
I miss Roseanne.
Perez
14 kun oldin
uztop.info/my/video/gqxpgtR3Zc_JkKc👑
Perez
14 kun oldin
uztop.info/my/video/gqxpgtR3Zc_JkKc👑
Ronny DiSalvo
14 kun oldin
What's latex?never heard of it before
sYmboloGy
13 kun oldin
Yup...I've never wore one yet. Condoms are a waste of time.
The Creamy One
14 kun oldin
Talk Nerdy to Me Whitney 💕
mdaaaa1211
14 kun oldin
Poor Whitney, she has hit the wall and she is now bitter after her last hope of getting married got dashed...
mason tom
9 kun oldin
She had that vice guy enganged miles something.make sno sens ewhy would she break up the maeriage thays her fault
TOBASCO GLADIO MATTEO
14 kun oldin
Sooo.... Date only for money or sexual gratification. I repeat.... ONLY. BECAUSE THAT'S ALL SHE IS SAYING. No wonder she dated a lot. She's not wife material. She's 👉👌and pay material.
Jimbo
14 kun oldin
Taking advice from a leftover woman.
sYmboloGy
13 kun oldin
This train never ended...get in line bub.
Ojisan Kukki
14 kun oldin
Yes it's joke advice, the "joke" is that it's all bad advice, and it's "hilarious" because it's from a self-proclaimed new-wave, man-hating ultra-femicunt. Great content, totally not a complete waste of bandwidth.
amasia
14 kun oldin
Very legitimate advice
jamako
14 kun oldin
Bad advice. If his money is tied up in Bitcoin he is the next Elon Musk.
Writer, Jordan GoryJory Lurie
14 kun oldin
Exactly!
uninhibited sigh
14 kun oldin
Whitney is the last person that should be giving dating advice, right behind Epstein and Ghislaine
Ricardo Masvidal
14 kun oldin
Dont take dating advice from someone who cant even get married
sYmboloGy
13 kun oldin
@JaiZillla Are you her droid?
Scorpio
14 kun oldin
@LWilliams She has openly stated she wants to.
JaiZillla
14 kun oldin
@LWilliams What? She was about to get engaged... she called it off herself because she said: "the idea of planning was overwhelming." Every girl wants to get married. You're an idiot if you think otherwise.
LWilliams
14 kun oldin
Maybe she doesn’t want to... she doesn’t have kids she rich she good. Doesn’t mean she not sitting on somebody 😐
Spacey face
14 kun oldin
Damn
GtheMVP
14 kun oldin
"Women are funny, get over it" Eric Cartman
DragonDestroyer Toad
14 kun oldin
Yet nobody says "be careful dating bad boys, they could sell you off to human trafficking"
Jaayanth SK
13 kun oldin
True
VOLTRON
14 kun oldin
Of course, she’s a hardcore feminist.
Ash Trismegistus
14 kun oldin
Whitney looks like the kind of girl to ask you to go out with her incessantly, and then two hours later you see her at an applebees with 20 other low morale, big personality girls...dressed like their personalities
Dr Dread
14 kun oldin
@Kristy 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Kristy
14 kun oldin
Found the incel
Ash Trismegistus
14 kun oldin
@Rocio Gold her personality, past behaviors, interest, and the way she speaks to people unless they are on an economic bracket above hers... it’s striking actually... 😂 also how she throws her lil house parties in LA to show her house off attendee lists usually rank way up their with the Scumiest X LA “friends” also, the way she speaks to people in restaurants/bars... 😂 happy V day
Rocio Gold
14 kun oldin
Why are you coming for her life like this😭
Christian Ureña
14 kun oldin
I hate that fucking series 🤣🤣🤣
JaiZillla
14 kun oldin
Yeah, no. Your advice isn't even good enough for the homeless population.
hollywood 899
14 kun oldin
Lol i think its a joke
J R
14 kun oldin
Middle age women who dye their hair neon colors: “I suddenly feel like I’m past my prime, but I still ravenously crave your attention!”
J R
7 soat oldin
@Kip Anderson So long to you, too; safe travels!
Kip Anderson
8 soat oldin
@J R So long as your biases are clear. Thanks!
J R
14 kun oldin
@Kip Anderson I’m now reminded of the other side of the middle age women who dye their hair neon colors coin: humorless, super-woke, hyper-progressive leftists
J K
14 kun oldin
@Kip Anderson Oh you can “ degrade” someone with words? Only if you’re a low self esteem loser
Craylik
14 kun oldin
@Kip Anderson This program brought to you by Irony: "It just got layers. Like onions!"
Merci R.
14 kun oldin
Great advices!.
Show Me What You Got
14 kun oldin
It is true. Women are not funny.
Writer, Jordan GoryJory Lurie
14 kun oldin
So, basically: • Don't date a man for his intelligence. • Find a man with a lot of money. • Sleep with as many people as you can. Real classy, Whitney... I get this is all for a laugh, but I'm really tired of the mean-spirited sense of humor modern comedians have these days.
Shashank Kumar
14 kun oldin
HAHHAH WELL SUMMARISED
Writer, Jordan GoryJory Lurie
14 kun oldin
@James Toney, Well said.
James Toney
14 kun oldin
@Writer, Jordan GoryJory Lurie Those comedians you mentioned made fun of what's wrong with society. She encourages the wrongs for society. Big difference.
Writer, Jordan GoryJory Lurie
14 kun oldin
@DragonDestroyer Toad, The thing is, I adore subversive/dark types of humor (George Carlin, Paul Mooney, Monty Python), but to make said humor appear as some kind of virtue is wrong.
uninhibited sigh
14 kun oldin
Whitney is just an obnoxious woman whos completely leashed by her demographic (other woman) this trite female humor is whats making her money
Caner Maner
14 kun oldin
Oof
Gravel Lane
14 kun oldin
Great galaxy hair
F King Opinions
14 kun oldin
Yeah I really want dating advice from a lady who was fine with Chris D'Elia's predatory behavior until it became public. Classy
Kristy
14 kun oldin
I like how we hold women more accountable for the actions of men, than the actual men
Kerry
14 kun oldin
She was probably just trying to get into the "Penthouse Penthouse."
Ajay Pai
14 kun oldin
Forget the cloud, nothing goes on a device.. period
Paul Naughton
14 kun oldin
Not sure if my taking these tips seriously says a lot about her or a lot about me.
Bob Loblaw
14 kun oldin
I've had girls tell me they're allergic to latex. Yes. Plural.
Edna Kravitz
13 kun oldin
I am allergic. There are other contraceptives
Kristy
14 kun oldin
I’m allergic to latex, non-latex condoms are a thing
The Respected Madman
14 kun oldin
I’ve heard it could be the low quality of condom used. I’ve heard to stay from Trojan.
Gloria Hodge
14 kun oldin
@LoadingRounds77 💀
LoadingRounds77
14 kun oldin
Nopulloutganggang
Tyler Hackner
14 kun oldin
Love Whitney